lmao another duche bag

you guys have to see this. i went onto my dating website again and thought it was ridiculously funny.

what it does cuzzz lollll jk ok basically im looking for a girl whos out of shape,has no job, no liscense and no car, has a drug and alcohol problem she must be very controlling and possesive and verbally and physically abusive, and has 4 kids with 3 different baby daddys. she must love drama, always put me down and is never there for me. hahhahahaha jk ok, if u cant tell by now im sarcastic and love to joke around and have fun ;)

im good to a girl, i jus dont spoil them….i had this one chick one time tell me “jay, i want breakfast in bed” i said “B*tch, u betta sleep in the kitchen!” lolllll 

ok i have to add the following: Yes i’ve seen the show called jersey shore. I def live the guido lifestyle. GTL??? yes, gym, tannin, and laundry!! lol so please dont remind about the show cuz i already know ;) 

ok ladies, if u have up fake pics or dont actually plan on meeting anyone???? then dont message me….you kno who u are. geddafukouddahere with that bs

what is up with girls putting in their profile “if your a guy who takes pics with his shirt off? dont contact me?” WTF is that… lol…ok that would be like me saying “ladies dont contact me if u have pics of u holding a drink at a bar/club?” like are u fawkin kiddin me???? lollll cmon dont be a herb 

another thing, if ur insecure about urself and u look at my pics and think im better lookin then u are? obviously we’re not in the same league and ur not on my level… so if this is u? then kick rocks wit flipflops!!! im not dealing with someone who doenst have confidence….confidence is sexy… so where is she?


wit that bein said my names jay I’m Italian, funny, genuine, charming and very blunt. Im the biggest sweetheart and can be the biggest a$$hole too. i jus dont put up wit bs. I have a great personality and im respectful. I enjoy alot of things such as goin out to somewhere nice and also jus sittin home watching a movie. Love the beach, the sand and all the people. Im not picky about where or what to do. It’s all about who your with. :) I’m drama free, no kids, never been married and I don’t have any crazy exs lol. I’m easy to talk to and always in a good mood. Please have a pic. No pics will get no response. I’d like to see who I’m talking to before we start talking. I think that’s fair. im ur typical badboy.

im the type of guy who calls u beautiful even with sweat pants on, who calls u back when u hangup on me, ill stay awake jus to watch u sleep. I will kiss your forehead and show u off to the world, even hold ur hand in front of my friends, id tell u your pretty without make-up on, i will always remind u of how much i care about u and how lucky i am to have u. if u dont like that sorta thing then im not for u 

im looking for a girl who is in good shape. i like girls with curves, flat stomachs,tan and a all around nice body. i jus know what i like….yes im picky. I jus like pretty girls who take pride in themselves and look good :) remember confidence is sexy and a lil attitude is good too ;) shallow? hmm some might say so…but if ur a b*itch and complain then idc how sexy u are…im gone! u might be a hottie but ur attitude is pottie lol i dont put up wit that mess

i also wanna add that im NOT looking to get laid or jus hookup….god knows i dont need pof for booty calls or a hookup…i dont and will not put out on the first meeting, im not a scumbag. i have respect for myself and the girl…u want a challenge? then u found it.

Im not a playa nor do i think im hot $hit! i dont play 16 year old games if u do then dont bother contacting me!

Things i say alot: 

“Fageddaboutit!” 
“u fawkin kiddin me” 
“yo bro” 
“geddafukouddahere” 
“hey jerkoff!……yea u!”
“u tawkin to me uh” 
“quit breakin my balls, jerkinmeoff”
“hey!…take it ease”