Another one bites the dust…So I am on my online dating site when I get an email from this winner. “Can I help you” he asks. “With what?!” I ask him. “Nothing stop looking at my profile!” he says to me.

First off buddy, if you can somehow see this post, you are not good looking. And second, you have SOME balls to actually email me. Reality is, you’re probably lacking in some places and you can say thank you to your parents for that. Somehow/somewhere the chromosomes didn’t match up. You are one hair short of a potato. 

:) I love idiots.